Arsenal Football Club have released a statement saying Cesc Fabregas should not always be taken literally as he often has difficulty with the English language. “With Cesc being the victim of constant misquotations in the press we think it’s important for people to realise he doesn’t actually have a clue what he’s saying.” The statement [...]
England midfield maestro Joe Cole has admitted he may now struggle to complete his series of novels following his move to Liverpool. For the past few years Cole has had plenty of time to pen a whole shelf of crime stories. However, he now feels he will not have enough time since he is in [...]
FA director Sir Trevor Brooking has stated that he dislikes foreign people and he thinks English are much better. Speaking in an interview with a local radio station, Brooking commented: “I just don’t see the point in foreigners. It’s ok to see a few at the caravan park if you’re on holiday, but I think [...]
Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson has revealed during a recent interview that Scottish people are handicapped. He said: “Aye, it came as quite a shock to me at first. I remember I was just sitting on a park bench one day when I started dribbling uncontrollably.” Ferguson then went on to say that although [...]
Frenchman Thierry Henry has decided to leave Barcelona as he has reportedly become sick of people mispronouncing his name. In a press conference, the former Arsenal favourite stated: “Zees Spaneesh keep saying it wrong!” Henry had become increasingly frustrated after years of practicing all the Spanish and Italian names he has come across in La [...]
Melty-faced TV presenter Adrian Chiles is enjoying new fame and fortune following the FIFA World Cup as sales of his brand of clay mugs have rocketed. The commemorative World Cup mugs are available from selected SPAR stores across the UK. Chiles’ agent commented: “The sales of these fantastic vessels have cemented Adrian’s status as the [...]