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It’s alright, he’s from Barcelona

Arsenal Football Club have released a statement saying Cesc Fabregas should not always be taken literally as he often has difficulty with the English language. “With Cesc being the victim of constant misquotations in the press we think it’s important for people to realise he doesn’t actually have a clue what he’s saying.” The statement [...]

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Joe Cole fears for his writing career

England midfield maestro Joe Cole has admitted he may now struggle to complete his series of novels following his move to Liverpool. For the past few years Cole has had plenty of time to pen a whole shelf of crime stories. However, he now feels he will not have enough time since he is in [...]

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Ferguson: Scottish people are handicapped

Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson has revealed during a recent interview that Scottish people are handicapped. He said: “Aye, it came as quite a shock to me at first. I remember I was just sitting on a park bench one day when I started dribbling uncontrollably.” Ferguson then went on to say that although [...]

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