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FA director Sir Trevor Brooking has stated that he dislikes foreign people and he thinks English are much better.

Speaking in an interview with a local radio station, Brooking commented: “I just don’t see the point in foreigners. It’s ok to see a few at the caravan park if you’re on holiday, but I think that’s the only place I should have to see them.”

Sir Trevor’s latest controversial remark has been met with mixed reactions from the nation’s public.

Landscape gardener Brian Hopscotch said: “Well, maybe Brooking’s got a point – all the best grass comes from Britain so, you know, maybe people are a bit like grass?”

However, shop assistant Charmane Fruitini argues: “I reckon he’s lost his marbles! I fucking love going away for my holidays and shagging all the locals, they’re all oily and talk funny. Last year I went to Aberystwyth and it were brill!”

Brooking has recently added that although he does not like foreigners, he is a huge fan of rock band Foreigner.

“Oh yeah I’m a big Foreigner fan. I always play Cold As Ice when I’m getting a new pack of fish fingers out the freezer.”

Tags: england, foreign, trevor brooking

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